A dangerous, live firecracker needs to be extinguished…

Jason: Okay, Timbo, you go get it.

Tim: Why me?

Jason: Because you’re the skinniest one here. If anything blows up, you’re the least likely to get stuff fly at you.

Tim: Yeah, but if you go, it would be better. I mean, who would be surprised if you blew yourself up?

Jason: Good point.