Dick: Hey, this is a kind of a weird request, but would you maybe mind chewing your energy bars with your mouth closed?

Wally: I can’t, and I’m excited to tell you why! I have a new eating method. I realized that open mouths oxygenate the food, so it’s kind of like wine tasting.

Dick: And I hear you, buddy. I really do. It’s just, it’s pretty gross. So maybe just while we’re together, you could keep the old chewer shut?