Bruce being… suspicious…

Dick: What’s going on? Aha! What are you doing?

Bruce: Nothing. Just enjoying a taste of my favorite beverage, the soda pop.

Dick: Really? I have never seen you enjoy soda pop before.

Bruce: Hn.

Dick: Have some now.

Bruce: *takes a sip* Ah, it’s delicious.

Dick: I don’t buy it. You’re making the same face you made when you found Alfred’s chocolate chip cookie bits in your trail mix.

Dick: Something’s up. I’m patting you down.

Dick: Damn it, nothing but a non-surprisingly toned set of abs.