Damian the Teenager…

Dick: Damian, do you know why little boys belittle girls’ pigtails on playgrounds?

Damian: Because they’re so easy to grab, they’re just begging to be pulled.

Dick: Because they like the girls and that’s the only way they know how to get their attention.

Damian: *frowns* What are you saying?

Dick: All of this teasing. This elaborate date. Somewhere deep down, you like Maya. Like, like her like her.