Jake: Boyle, I need to throw away this piece of paper and I can’t move my body.

Boyle: On it, Jakey, it’s show time. Here we go. I love this. We’re like Batman and Alfred.

Rosa: You’d rather be Alfred than Robin?

Boyle: He has access to the Bat Cave and, plus, he gets to drive all Batman’s girlfriends home and dish.

Jake: Doy.

From: BROOKLYN NINE-NINE