After Red Hood accidentally falls off a roof while in pursuit of a suspect and screams “Dad!” at Batman…

Bruce: Do you see me as a father figure, Red Hood?

Jason: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me.

Dick: Hey! Show Batdad some respect.

Jason: I didn’t call him “dad”.

Bruce: No, no. Nightwing, I take it as a compliment.

Tim: It’s not a big deal. I called Spoiler “mom” once and she’s my girlfriend.

Jason: Guys, jump on that. Red Robin has psycho-sexual issues.

Danian: Old news. But you calling Father “daddy”.

Jason: Hey, “daddy” is not on the table here.

Suspect: *in handcuffs* Well, you did call him “dad”, dude.

Jason: You shut up! You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.

Suspect: Okay, I was lying about the hold-up, but the “daddy” thing, that happened.

Jason: Aha! He admitted the alibi was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.

Bruce: I believed you –

Jason: Thank you.

Bruce: – son.

Bruce: You want to talk about it later over patrol?

Jason: I’d like that.