Why Jason doesn’t wake up like regular people…

Tim: *nudges a sleeping Jason to move for more space on the couch* Jason…

Jason: Wuzzat?!

Jason: Wait, wait, huh, huh? What?

Tim: You okay?

Jason: *exhales* Yeah. Sorry. For a second I – I thought I was just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago.

Jason: *sighs*

Jason: Am I just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago?

Tim: No.

Jason: Hmm.

Jason: Timmy, am I just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago?

Tim: No.