Intimidating Black Mask’s henchman…

*cut scenes of each of Red Hood’s weapons all over his body as he puts his clothes back on*

Henchman: *whimpers*

Red Robin: I think he gets it.

Red Hood: Just film the confessions, Red, don’t editorialize!

Red Hood: *to henchman* Do you get it?

Henchman: Yes! Please!

Red Hood: Because I swear to Batman, I will strip back down and show you all over again –

Henchman: No, I get it, I get it! You have a lotta guns –

Red Hood: And a knife, which I am going to push *mock demo* very slowly into your urethra –

Red Robin: *groans in secondhand embarrassment* Ew.

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