Jason: I am the target.

Jason: I am the target.

Tim: Ugh!

*zooms out to Jason zeroing in on a dart board, while everyone else becomes impatient waiting*

Damian: Then go already! Bag with which one douches!

Jason: I’m sorry, what’s that?

Tim: Miss it.

Jason: I can’t hear you –

Jason: *bull’s eye shot*

Dick: Alright!

Jason: – over the sound –

Jason: *bull’s eye shot*

Tim: Come on!

Dick: Really?

Jason: – of my deafening awesomeness!

Jason: *bull’s eye shot*

Everybody else: *groans*

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