Dick wearing his old “discowing” uniform…

Damian: Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot.

Dick: But… but…

Tim: Yeah, what are you supposed to be, a sassy car mechanic?

Jason: No, come on, he’s clearly the rejected Pop-Tarts mascot, Hairy Pop-Tart.

Dick: I am not! You know who I am!

Bruce: Boys, that’s enough. You’re making Dick feel bad on purpose. He’s Elvis…

Dick: Not even close!

Bruce: … Elvis Stojko, the Canadian figure skater.

Dick: No!!!!

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