all-the-bat-feels:

Bruce: *sigh* Dick get off the washing machine

Dick: Can i sit in the basket with Dami?

Bruce: No

Jason: You’re too fat to fit in it anyway

Damian: Hehe, fatty

Dick: Hey!

Bruce: Everyone shut up *mumbles* why can’t you all be like Tim?

Tim: *talking quietly* would the washing machine explode if i put a whole box of detergent in…?

Bruce: …nevermind