nitewrighter:

Okay here’s a scene I would have liked in BvS.

So it’s the end of the movie, and Bruce and Diana are getting into his car and Bruce checks his phone and is like, “Ugh, do you mind?” And Diana shrugs and Bruce plugs the phone in and hits speaker and starts up the car and his phone goes, “You have 47 new messages.” And Bruce just rubs his forehead and sighs and the screen goes black. And the credits roll and it’s just 9 minutes of all the Robins and former Robins yelling at Batman via answering machine. 

“Bruce this is Dick. What’s this I hear about a bat brand? What the hell, man, seriously. Also Oracle wants you to call her back. She keeps muttering about how you’re making Alfred do all the IT now but she’s probably exaggerating..”

“Bruce, it’s Tim–you would not BELIEVE the nasty smear campaign the gazette’s running on you. I decided to do some investigating and—man they must have gotten some next-level professionals on this because everyone keeps saying you actually branded people! They believe you branded people! This is big and it goes deep, Bats. Lots of dead ends. But don’t worry! I’ll get to the bottom of this and clear your name!”

“BRUCE I JUST GOT MY HANDS ON A COPY OF GOTHAM GAZETTE. ANSWER YOUR PHONE, MR. ‘OH-JASON-WE-DON’T-USE-CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT’ BEFORE I HUNT YOU DOWN AND KICK YOUR ASS. ALSO WHY IS MY ROBIN UNIFORM THE ONLY ONE ONE DISPLAY IN THE CAVE?!  I didn’t break in I was just picking up some of my stuff ALFRED LET ME IN. Do you have any idea how fucked up it is that you have the costume I was murdered in on display? CALL ME BACK.”

“Father. It’s Damian. I’m on a plane back from Mother. I see we are branding people now. Excellent. What other techniques are now permitted? Call me back or send me an updated list of permitted techniques.”

Dick: calls him out on his overly brutal behavior (this goes against their code). Tim: investigates. Jason: calls him out on his hypocrisy. Damian: like father, like son.

Yes, this is probably how it will go. Hahaha!